tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84670042011-04-21T10:54:59.938-07:00Raynoreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1102447344986632652004-12-07T11:22:00.000-08:002004-12-07T11:22:24.986-08:00Point of <i>Sliding Doors</i>:<br />You will end up with the One.<br />Or, dead and blonde.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110244734498663265?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1102353525194366402004-12-06T09:15:00.000-08:002004-12-06T09:18:45.193-08:00<i>St. Elmo's Fire</i> is <br />a movie like the eighties <br />-- big, superficial.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110235352519436640?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1102268374887675332004-12-05T09:39:00.000-08:002004-12-05T09:39:34.886-08:00<i>Closer</i> is about<br />people who hurt each other<br />using the word 'love.'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110226837488767533?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1102094474692876952004-12-03T09:20:00.000-08:002004-12-03T09:21:14.693-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter <br />... And Spring</span> -- a long title <br />but slow, beautiful.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110209447469287695?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1101728232833637362004-11-29T03:37:00.000-08:002004-12-02T16:21:35.490-08:00Saw <i>Bridget 2</i> with <br />the same girl as one. The film <br />wasn't as good, she was.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110172823283363736?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1101475837447158552004-11-26T05:30:00.000-08:002004-12-02T16:17:23.326-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Elf</span> stars Will Ferrell <br />Yet it is not that funny <br />But Zooey D. is cute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110147583744715855?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1100267570843526742004-11-07T22:51:00.000-08:002004-12-02T16:23:47.400-08:00I saw with my girl<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Bridget Jones' Diary</span> and <br />it made me happy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110026757084352674?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1100268920562448762004-11-06T22:14:00.000-08:002004-12-02T16:24:03.396-08:00An old musical<br />with a crazy general?<br />How 'bout <span style="font-style:italic;">White Christmas</span>?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-110026892056244876?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1098107558981239572004-10-18T06:52:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:24:20.306-08:00The only good thing<br />about <i>The House of the Dead</i><br />is that it's got boobs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109810755898123957?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1098107493943070802004-10-18T06:51:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:24:43.973-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Van Helsing</span> is like<br />James Bond meets the Monster Squad,<br />Only crappier.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109810749394307080?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1097523378207003072004-10-11T12:36:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:24:56.560-08:00For totally rad<br />and twistedly dark humor,<br />you can't beat <i>Heathers</i>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109752337820700307?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096944699943738262004-10-04T19:51:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:25:13.146-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Open Water</span> is <br />the best stranded-at-sea flick <br />that I saw today.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109694469994373826?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096862780228112932004-10-03T21:06:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:25:36.356-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Shrek 2</span> is twice as<br />funny as the first on was.<br />Plus this one has Puss.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109686278022811293?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096446088441279422004-09-29T01:21:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:25:54.466-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Romeo and Juliet</span><br />from sixty-eight is sorta dull.<br />But those tights aren't.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109644608844127942?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096446021232369602004-09-24T21:22:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:26:13.616-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">The Forgotten</span> is<br />okay but in the end it's<br />not memorable.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109644602123236960?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096104990291879932004-09-23T22:36:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:26:26.346-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Showgirls</span> - pure camp trash <br />Yet the mind always knows that<br />Berkley was Spano.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109610499029187993?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8467004.post-1096445943007563122004-09-21T23:18:00.000-07:002004-12-02T16:26:45.673-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Star Wars</span> is now on DVD.<br />The magic is back but still<br />Greedo fires first.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8467004-109644594300756312?l=haikumoviereview.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Raynoreply@blogger.com